Maybe the reason
why I take so much time away from milking cows out here in Eau Claire to lambast idiot reviewers of TV
comedies is because film comedies have dived to such depths of un-funnyness.
Exhibit A: The way all comedy film titles today sound like pitches in a
boardroom rather than anything that might have been on top of an actual
screenplay. Plenty of people have already complained about the lack of
interesting female leads in our brave new Bromantic world, but back when we had
Rosalind Russell and Katherine Hepburn we also had movies called His Girl
Friday or Bringing Up Baby. Their crazy, convoluted plots could
never have been summed up the way The Proposal, It’s Complicated,
Knocked Up, or even (sorry Ms. Wiig) Bridesmaids can be merely by
checking the local movie times. Imagine if The Shop Around the Corner
had been called Anonymous Pen Pals. Also guilty: The Five-Year
Engagement, The Break-Up, Date Night, or No Strings Attached,
just in case you didn’t see it when it was called Friends With Benefits.
Here’s the formula: take any totally meaningless and overhyped contemporary
phenomenon, wait till it’s been beaten to death, and then summarize it in the
most generic way possible. I like my comedy focus-grouped, don’t you?
So for all you film executives out there, get your hands on these hot properties. And if you’re planning on seeing a film comedy in the next ten years, here’s some of the titles you can look forward to. After any of these, do you really need to see the movie?
Love Commute
Cubicle Mates
She’s My Boss
Frat Party
Man Cave
Blacked Out
Best Friend’s Ex
Un-Divorced
On the Rebound
The Hook-Up
Break-up Text
Tivoing Alone
Missed Connections
Met on the Internet
YouTube Sensation
Tweethearts
Friend Me
It’s Just Lunch
Speed Date
First Date
Last Date
Worst Date Ever
Dating the President’s Daughter
So for all you film executives out there, get your hands on these hot properties. And if you’re planning on seeing a film comedy in the next ten years, here’s some of the titles you can look forward to. After any of these, do you really need to see the movie?
Love Commute
Cubicle Mates
She’s My Boss
Frat Party
Man Cave
Blacked Out
Best Friend’s Ex
Un-Divorced
On the Rebound
The Hook-Up
Break-up Text
Tivoing Alone
Missed Connections
Met on the Internet
YouTube Sensation
Tweethearts
Friend Me
It’s Just Lunch
Speed Date
First Date
Last Date
Worst Date Ever
Dating the President’s Daughter
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